A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “…especially the tight pants and all the big muscles but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”……
“Well they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, ALL they kept screaming was…”Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!”….
“I’m like… Hellooooo? It is only 25 cents!”